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chrismello: someone invent a comfortable reading position
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April 2013
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mybunnynietzsche: kirakirahanabi: mathmaticalkrillbits: anondracomalfoy: bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws. And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points and then there was umbridge UMBRIDGE
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toxicrants: Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.  If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
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How every Mortal Instruments book goes down
Jace: Clary dont do the thing
Jocelyn: Clary dont do the thing
Simon: Clary dont do the thing
Isabelle: Clary dont do the thing
Alec: Clary dont do the thing
Magnus: Clary dont do the thing
Max: Clary dont do the thing
Maryse: Clary dont do the thing
Robert: Clary dont do the thing
Luke: Clary dont do the thing
Maia: Clary dont do the thing
Valentine: Clary dont do the thing
Lillith: Clary dont do the thing
Seelie Queen: Clary cont do the thing
Hodge: Clary dont do the thing
Raphael: Clary dont do the thing
Camille: Clary dont do the thing
Tessa Gray: Clary dont do the thing
Will Herondale: Clary dont do the thing
Jem Carstairs: Clary dont do the thing
Caesar Flickerman: Clary dont do the thing
Han Solo: Clary dont do the thing
Davesprite: Clary dont do the thing
Clary: Does the thing
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